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Post by Rick on Jan 16, 2005 16:24:32 GMT -6
How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day? Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil. LOL.... LOL....
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Post by Rick on Jan 16, 2005 16:28:59 GMT -6
Two brunettes and a blonde...
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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MC
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Post by MC on Jan 16, 2005 21:11:48 GMT -6
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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Post by JCFerrari5 on Jan 16, 2005 21:21:26 GMT -6
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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