|
|
Post by Rick on Nov 15, 2004 12:38:50 GMT -6
Yo Momma is so Short you can see her Feet on her Driver Licences... LOL  |
|
LilG
New Member
Posts: 3
|
Post by LilG on Dec 7, 2004 12:34:20 GMT -6
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rick on Dec 8, 2004 11:26:33 GMT -6
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size , yo mama said "The one on the roof."  |
|
|
|
Post by sapo on Dec 28, 2004 13:25:28 GMT -6
yo momas like a shot gun 2 thingys shes ready to blow
|
|
|
|
Post by Rick on Dec 28, 2004 13:27:07 GMT -6
Did you mean... Yo Momma is like a Shot Gun 2 Cocks & she Blows... Anyways....
Yo Momma is like a Door knob... Every one gets a turn..
Yo Momma is like a Turle once she is on her back she is screwed... LOL... LOL....
|
|
LilG
New Member
Posts: 3
|
Post by LilG on Jan 3, 2005 17:40:51 GMT -6
Luis Rocha, Yo Mamma is like the neighborhood bike, everyone gets a ride.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rick on Jan 16, 2005 16:18:13 GMT -6
Yo Momma... so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
|
|
MC
New Member
Posts: 2
|
Post by MC on Jan 17, 2005 17:22:56 GMT -6
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
|
|
|
|
Post by Rick on Jan 22, 2005 13:48:01 GMT -6
Yo Momma is So Bald, when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.  |
|
LilG
New Member
Posts: 3
|
Post by LilG on Jan 27, 2005 16:46:08 GMT -6
Luis Rocha (Sapo), Yo Momma........... is so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo Momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.   |
|
|
|
Post by Rick on Mar 6, 2005 17:44:21 GMT -6
Yo mama is so poor, she strips at Chuckie Cheese for tokens. lol
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
|
|
